Josh Duggar Molested His Sisters

“The alleged victims are J, J, J, and J, who live with their parents Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar…”

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Did You Know…

I occasionally twatter on Twitter? Fun times.

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Retire the Fucking Shirts

For the love of all things holy and right, burn those god damned shirts.

Bringing Up Bates Loses Entire Story Line

The Bateses lost their niche in fundiedom. Erin Bates Paine is with child, and has been for some time considering this 3/4D ultrasound doesn’t look like a blobby alien. Now the Bates family members can’t ask Erin if she’s sad (during every scene) about being infertile and losing three pregnancies. Now they’re just going to be boring fundie family who expands faster than their bank account.

Either way, congrats to the couple.

Squat For Life

Josh and Anna prefer to kneel for life instead of standing. Either way, they’re still fighting control the choices women can make about their bodies.

Jessa Got Married and Jill is a Thunderjacker

Oh Jill, I try to like you, but do you have to be such a thunderjacker? We all know you’re pregnant, but could you go just one day and let Princess Majessa be the center of attention without ramming your belly into every shot? I mean it was her wedding day and all.

What day is it? #WallerWednesday

#TFDW AND #Prissy have matching braces for the holidays. I’m guessing that’s going to make blow jobs much, much harder. Robert Staddon didn’t get braces too, did he?

Why is every damn thing have to be something you “get?” Her virginity was likened to a wrapped gift under the Christmas tree. Now she wants a “prize.”