Well, I suppose Michelle finally got something tangible for the maternal depletion her body has experienced as a walking birth canal. She got a ring with 19 gem stones to represent her 19 kids. I guess Caleb and Jubilee are only trotted out at the discretion of their DNA donors. How do you forget to add the birthstone of the fetus you exploited had a funeral for and buried in a camo box?
The Duggars
Dumb Dumb Duggars
In the last segment of the Duggar Interview, Megyn Kelly gave Jim Bob and Michelle a platform in which to spew more lies and theories like “OMG THE SHERRIFF DIDN’T LOOK OUR FAME WHORE SON IN THE EYE SO SHE WAS OUT TO GET HIM” or some such nonsense. But what they’re basing their outrage on is that his juvenile records were not expunged/sealed. They are “consulting attorneys” on legal recourse they can take because the records were found by In Touch Weekly. I’m sure the consulted attorneys have already told them that according to Arkansas law no records can be sealed if the crime includes a sexual offense in which the victim is under the age of eighteen. In Touch magazine has asserted that they received the documents through FOIA.
So why say it? I will speculate that they are trying to create a foothold for their tens of remaining fans to cry persecution for them because the only logical answer to bringing these crimes to light is because the Duggars are Christian™.
And lastly, don’t go on a network news channel to give an interview and then act surprised when the media doesn’t leave you alone. Perhaps they should have hired that crisis management team because that interview was a terrible idea.
Dear Media, Try To Keep Up
I, along with others, have been screaming into the wind about the Duggar family’s sexual abuse admissions by Josh Duggar, Child Molester© and the subsequent cover up by his parents, Jim Bob and Michelle. Even if the media could have bothered to read the police report, the Duggar family outed one of the victims as being a minor when they sent her to plead with a judge to destroy all police evidence that a crime had occurred against her and her sisters. Even with the Wisdom Booklets the Duggar children were (under) educated from, we can all do the math and figure out that in order for the victim to be a minor, a crime that was committed twelve years ago, she’d have to be five at the maximum.
Where was this outrage in the media when the story broke? How many tweets did we have twat on Twitter with the hash tag #DuggarScandal that said variations of: @joshduggar molested four of his sisters, one of which was FIVE?
I will be live tweeting the Megyn Kelly interview on Fox News until I rage stroke out.
Twitter: @sweetbabbyjesus
Duggar Supporters Be Cray
Yes, let’s all just excuse the pubescent guy who molested his sisters and label him “touchy feely.” Really? Stop the planet, these folks need to get off. How can anyone call Josh Duggar, Child Molester© a normal, touchy feely teenager? I know I didn’t feel the need to diddle five year olds when I was fourteen, but then again, I’m not a fucking child molester!!!! But, ya know, don’t let common sense fuck up your logic Christian™ Duggar fans.
You Be The Judge
I have a friends who can find anything. If I ever go missing, I have complete confidence these people can find me with just a paper clip and a Mountain Dew bottle. So all of the following contains original info that my friends have found and my hat is off to them.
The Duggars get shit given to them on the regular. Hell, the Department of Veterans Affairs gave them a piece of land for ten bucks. See:
Jim Bob likes to brag that his parents dabbled in real estate. That’s an odd story too. According to public docs, Mary Duggar aka Grandma Duggar, got into real estate in the mid 80’s where she suddenly started handing out mortgages to people out of the blue to the tune of almost $50k. Where in the hell does someone get $46k to hand out? Was she running a buy-here-pay-mortgage biz where she was collecting an insane amount of interest from people who couldn’t otherwise get a bank loan? Surely not because the bible clearly says in Exodus, “If you lend money to any of my people with you who is poor, you shall not be like a moneylender to him, and you shall not exact interest from him.” Grandma Duggar was just totes doing nice things for people. Right? Right? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
See:
Fast forward to post (supposedly, because do we really believe he stopped?) molestation when Josh sued the Arkansas Department of Health as a minor.
Even though Springdale, Arkansas police closed their investigation into Duggar in 2006, they still referred the case to the Families in Need of Services agency, which brought in the Department of Human Services. Ninth months into the DHS’s investigation, Duggar sued the agency, resulting in a trial in 2007.
The results of the DHS’s investigation and the findings at the trial are both sealed, but an anonymous source close to the case told “In Touch” that Duggar likely “appealed the DHS decision or findings from their investigation,” and noted that depending on what those findings were, it’s possible that the DHS applied “restrictions or stipulations about him being at home with the victims.”
“Josh would be considered an in-home offender, giving DHS the authority to do an investigation. As part of your appeal rights you can request a DHS hearing to challenge what they found and their ruling,” the anonymous source added.
When contacted by “In Touch,” lawyers for the Duggars refused to comment on the investigation, the lawsuit, the trial, or any possible restrictions placed upon Josh.
Or here where FakeJoshDuggar’s Twitter @SweetBabbyJesus, @moaevil, @MsSiraMiller, @ElysiumJane, and others found and alerted In Touch magazine almost three days ago when no news outlet was covering this info:
In 2006 Josh would have been an adult. In 2007, the same year as the trial, Grandma Duggar purchased the now highly recognizable home on Porter Road.
She purchased the home from Michelle’s father, Garrett Ruark, who was living in Ohio for well over value when all other records show a pattern of buying homes under priced. Why did Mary Duggar purchase a house from Josh’s maternal grandfather, a house that backs up to an interstate for so much cash? Jim Bob has said on multiple episodes that his parents were terrible with money. So where did Grandma Dugger get $100k in 2007?
@MsSiraMiller explains:
2007 must have been a very active year in the Duggar home. Josh had a trial and the outcome is currently sealed. However, in 2007 Josh was given a car dealership, a house was purchased for him, he started courting Anna which resulted in their engagement in early 2008 and marriage in September of that same year.
Connect the dots.
Funny Or Die, Please Marry Me
This is what I imagine the first interview with Michelle and Jim Bob will look like.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/82a2f2d61f/the-duggars-respond
Derick’s Brother, Dan, Is A Moron
Preach, o’ wise fundie, Dan Dillard. First of all, he (like his in law, Child Molester Josh Duggar©, former director of FRCAction – a hate group) works for The Boy Scouts of America who actively discriminate against gays. That tells you a lot.
Second, what the hell man? Just because someone claims to be Christian™, doesn’t absolve them from justice or even decency. Every person sitting on death row has probably found some sort of magical holy man. Should we let all of the child molesters, rapists, and murders go free because God has forgiven them?
A Closer Look At The Timeline Of Events
The Washington Post published an article a few days ago outlining the supposed timeline of events surrounding the molestation of their daughters at the hands of their eldest son, Josh Duggar, former director of FRCAction. I say “supposed timeline of events because their history tells us that their version of the truth oftentimes does not parallel reality. (For example, the officer serving time for child pornography – who has nothing to gain – stated that Jim Bob’s account to him was that it was a one time “mistake”, not a reoccurring events with his siblings, one of which was approximately five years old at the time.)
Here’s another instance where Michelle and Jim Bob’s can’t keep their stories together: Jim Bob claimed that Josh received counseling. Michelle contradicted Jim Bob (I wonder if she got sent to the prayer closet for that?) and stated that Josh received no counseling and was sent to “a guy they knew in Little Rock” to remodel a building. Sounds ridiculous, and on the surface you’d think that it was relatively harmless. (Although the jackass should have been in juvenile detention remodeling his cell while the courts decided he could be tried for his felonies as an adult, in my opinion. But hey this is Arkansas and everyone is in Jim Bob’s wallet… I meant pocket.)
Now for those of you who followed my fakejoshduggar instagram of old, you know the particulars of the Bill Gothard (and I love that my autocorrect changes Gothard to ‘Got hard’) and his insane ATI/IBLP cult. Legit cult… before they scrubbed the internet, the application forms for ATI used to be online and a family would have to submit their bank records for review to make sure the families weren’t doing anything worldly like going to the movies. Secular movies are strictly forbidden in case you were wondering.
What you might’ve missed in the media is that Hobby Lobby donated a building in Little Rock to Bill Gothard/IBLP/ATI. There was some political wrangling with former Governor and current GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee and Bill Gothard that would have allowed unsuspecting judges to send wayward teens to the ATI cult facility as a rehabilitation center of sorts. That building that Josh went to work on with some guy the Duggars knew? The building was none other than the Hobby Lobby building donated to Gothard. Did the head of ATI/IBLP who was outed for his own sexual misconduct counsel Josh Duggar? Perhaps Bill gave Josh tips on how to not get caught since Gothard went some thirty odd years doing similar atrocities to minors without deserved punishment.
The political atmosphere in Arkansas is thick with the old boys club mentality. In this case, it’s an Old Boys Club© who have no problem doing whatever is necessary to hide the admitted fact that the Duggar daughters (and one unnamed minor) were being sexually preyed upon by the future golden boy, Josh. This, guys, is the family that holds themselves up to be epitome of morality,.purity,and virtue.
Hold My Bible While I Duggar You
Rick Santorum’s arch nemesis, Dan Savage (Google SANTORUM!) is on a crusade to break the internet with #Duggary. I can’t think of a more worthy cause to twit on Twitter.
I’m Internet Famous, Y’all*
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